Not a morning person? You’re not alone. The Grumpy Fuckers Club Cycling Jersey is for every rider who’d rather not be spoken to until mile 20. With a hilariously blunt design, it’s the perfect blend of humor and honesty on two wheels. Made from lightweight, moisture-wicking fabric for all-day comfort—even when you’re in a mood.
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Sizing: Please use the size chart. When in doubt, order a size up for extra comfort or go with the slim recommendation for a more aerodynamic fit. Sizes typically run smaller than usual.
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Size | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waist (Inches) |
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S | 5'2.6" - 5'6.2" | 110 - 121 | 35 - 36.6 | 25.6 - 28 |
M | 5'3.4" - 5'7.3" | 121 - 143 | 36.6 - 39 | 27.2 - 29.9 |
L | 5'6.5" - 6'0.1" | 132 - 154 | 39 - 41.3 | 29.9 - 31.9 |
XL | 5'8.1" - 6'0.8" | 154 - 176 | 41.3 - 43.7 | 31.9 - 33.9 |
XXL | 6'1.3" - 6'3.2" | 165 - 187 | 43.7 - 46.1 | 31.9 - 35.8 |
XXXL | 6'1.2" - 6'3.2" | 176 - 198 | 46.1 - 48.4 | 33.9 - 37.8 |
4XL | 6'1.2" - 6'5.2" | 187 - 209 | 48.4 - 50 | 35.8 - 41.7 |
5XL | 6'2.4" - 6'11.1" | 209 - 243 | 50 - 52.4 | 37.8 - 45.7 |
Male Size Chart (Metric)
Size | Height | Weight | Chest Circumference | Waist |
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S | 158cm - 167cm | 50kg - 55kg | 89cm - 93cm | 65cm - 71cm |
M | 160cm - 170cm | 55kg - 65kg | 93cm - 99cm | 69cm - 76cm |
L | 168cm - 177cm | 60kg - 70kg | 99cm - 105cm | 76cm - 81cm |
XL | 172cm - 184cm | 70kg - 80kg | 105cm - 111cm | 81cm - 86cm |
XXL | 180cm - 190cm | 75kg - 85kg | 111cm - 117cm | 81cm - 91cm |
XXXL | 185cm - 190cm | 80kg - 90kg | 117cm - 123cm | 86cm - 96cm |
4XL | 185cm - 195cm | 85kg - 95kg | 123cm - 127cm | 91cm - 106cm |
5XL | 188cm - 210cm | 95kg - 110kg | 127cm - 133cm | 96cm - 116cm |
Size | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waistline (Inches) | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) |
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XS | 30.2 - 31.9 | 22.3 - 24 | 4'9.1" - 5'1" | 77.2 - 99.2 |
S | 31.8 - 32.7 | 23.9 - 26 | 4'11.8" - 5'4.2" | 88.2 - 110 |
M | 32.6 - 33.5 | 26 - 28 | 5'1" - 5'5" | 99.2 - 110 |
L | 33.4 - 35.8 | 27.1 - 29.9 | 5'3" - 5'6.9" | 106 - 117 |
XL | 35.7 - 37.4 | 27.9 - 31.1 | 5'5" - 5'8.9" | 115 - 123 |
XXL | 37.3 - 39 | 29.8 - 33.9 | 5'6.9" - 5'10.9" | 123 - 137 |
XXXL | 38.9 - 40.6 | 31.8 - 35.8 | 5'8.9" - 6'0.8" | 132 - 154 |
Size |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
Waistline (cm) | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
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XS | 77 - 81 | 57 - 61 | 145 - 155 | 35 - 45 |
S | 81 - 83 | 61 - 66 | 152 - 163 | 40 - 50 |
M | 83 - 85 | 66 - 71 | 155 - 165 | 45 - 50 |
L | 85 - 91 | 69 - 76 | 160 - 170 | 48 - 53 |
XL | 91 - 95 | 71 - 79 | 165 - 175 | 52 - 56 |
XXL | 95 - 99 | 76 - 86 | 170 - 180 | 56 - 62 |
XXXL | 99 - 103 | 81 - 91 | 175 - 185 | 60 - 70 |