The WTF Is A Kilometer Cycling Jersey is pure over-the-top patriotic humor for riders who prefer miles, freedom units, and not taking life too seriously. Featuring an eagle-riding revolutionary soldier surrounded by fireworks and American flag imagery, this cycling jersey leans fully into chaotic comedy and exaggerated USA energy.
The distressed military-inspired green background gives the design a rugged vintage look while the bold slogan guarantees laughs on group rides, cycling events, and casual outings. Perfect for cyclists who enjoy satire, patriotic memes, and loud novelty cycling apparel with unapologetic humor.
Whether you ride in miles or secretly use kilometers, this jersey is built for cyclists who enjoy making a statement while having fun on the road.
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Jersey Details
- Regular fit.
- Breathable material.
- Front concealed zipper.
- Three rear pockets.
- Ventilated side mesh.
- Internal silicone waist strip & soft silicone around sleeves.
- Double-stitched fabric.
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Sizing
Please use the size chart. Sizes typically run smaller than usual.
Male Size Chart
| Size | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waist (Inches) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 5'2.6" - 5'6.2" | 110 - 121 | 35 - 36.6 | 25.6 - 28 |
| M | 5'3.4" - 5'7.3" | 121 - 143 | 36.6 - 39 | 27.2 - 29.9 |
| L | 5'6.5" - 6'0.1" | 132 - 154 | 39 - 41.3 | 29.9 - 31.9 |
| XL | 5'8.1" - 6'0.8" | 154 - 176 | 41.3 - 43.7 | 31.9 - 33.9 |
| XXL | 6'1.3" - 6'3.2" | 165 - 187 | 43.7 - 46.1 | 31.9 - 35.8 |
| XXXL | 6'1.2" - 6'3.2" | 176 - 198 | 46.1 - 48.4 | 33.9 - 37.8 |
| 4XL | 6'1.2" - 6'5.2" | 187 - 209 | 48.4 - 50 | 35.8 - 41.7 |
| 5XL | 6'2.4" - 6'11.1" | 209 - 243 | 50 - 52.4 | 37.8 - 45.7 |
Male Size Chart (Metric)
| Size | Height | Weight | Chest Circumference | Waist |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 158cm - 167cm | 50kg - 55kg | 89cm - 93cm | 65cm - 71cm |
| M | 160cm - 170cm | 55kg - 65kg | 93cm - 99cm | 69cm - 76cm |
| L | 168cm - 177cm | 60kg - 70kg | 99cm - 105cm | 76cm - 81cm |
| XL | 172cm - 184cm | 70kg - 80kg | 105cm - 111cm | 81cm - 86cm |
| XXL | 180cm - 190cm | 75kg - 85kg | 111cm - 117cm | 81cm - 91cm |
| XXXL | 185cm - 190cm | 80kg - 90kg | 117cm - 123cm | 86cm - 96cm |
| 4XL | 185cm - 195cm | 85kg - 95kg | 123cm - 127cm | 91cm - 106cm |
| 5XL | 188cm - 210cm | 95kg - 110kg | 127cm - 133cm | 96cm - 116cm |
Ladies' Size Chart
| Size | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waistline (Inches) | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30.2 - 31.9 | 22.3 - 24 | 4'9.1" - 5'1" | 77.2 - 99.2 |
| S | 31.8 - 32.7 | 23.9 - 26 | 4'11.8" - 5'4.2" | 88.2 - 110 |
| M | 32.6 - 33.5 | 26 - 28 | 5'1" - 5'5" | 99.2 - 110 |
| L | 33.4 - 35.8 | 27.1 - 29.9 | 5'3" - 5'6.9" | 106 - 117 |
| XL | 35.7 - 37.4 | 27.9 - 31.1 | 5'5" - 5'8.9" | 115 - 123 |
| XXL | 37.3 - 39 | 29.8 - 33.9 | 5'6.9" - 5'10.9" | 123 - 137 |
| XXXL | 38.9 - 40.6 | 31.8 - 35.8 | 5'8.9" - 6'0.8" | 132 - 154 |
Ladies' Size Chart (Sizing in cm)
| Size |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
Waistline (cm) | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 77 - 81 | 57 - 61 | 145 - 155 | 35 - 45 |
| S | 81 - 83 | 61 - 66 | 152 - 163 | 40 - 50 |
| M | 83 - 85 | 66 - 71 | 155 - 165 | 45 - 50 |
| L | 85 - 91 | 69 - 76 | 160 - 170 | 48 - 53 |
| XL | 91 - 95 | 71 - 79 | 165 - 175 | 52 - 56 |
| XXL | 95 - 99 | 76 - 86 | 170 - 180 | 56 - 62 |
| XXXL | 99 - 103 | 81 - 91 | 175 - 185 | 60 - 70 |
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