Bring some cheeky humor to your holiday rides with the Check Out My Balls Christmas Cycling Jersey. This funny novelty cycling jersey features three hanging Christmas baubles beneath the playful double-entendre slogan, with festive red, green and gold decorations standing out against a dark navy background. Finished with bright red collar and sleeve cuffs, it's a hilarious choice for Christmas cycling parties, festive group rides and cyclists who enjoy a little inappropriate holiday humor.
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Sizing: Please use the size chart near the product options. When in doubt, order a size up for extra comfort or go with the slim recommendation for a more aerodynamic fit. Sizing runs smaller than usual.
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| Size | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waist (Inches) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 5'2.6" - 5'6.2" | 110 - 121 | 35 - 36.6 | 25.6 - 28 |
| M | 5'3.4" - 5'7.3" | 121 - 143 | 36.6 - 39 | 27.2 - 29.9 |
| L | 5'6.5" - 6'0.1" | 132 - 154 | 39 - 41.3 | 29.9 - 31.9 |
| XL | 5'8.1" - 6'0.8" | 154 - 176 | 41.3 - 43.7 | 31.9 - 33.9 |
| XXL | 6'1.3" - 6'3.2" | 165 - 187 | 43.7 - 46.1 | 31.9 - 35.8 |
| XXXL | 6'1.2" - 6'3.2" | 176 - 198 | 46.1 - 48.4 | 33.9 - 37.8 |
| 4XL | 6'1.2" - 6'5.2" | 187 - 209 | 48.4 - 50 | 35.8 - 41.7 |
| 5XL | 6'2.4" - 6'11.1" | 209 - 243 | 50 - 52.4 | 37.8 - 45.7 |
Male Size Chart (Metric)
| Size | Height | Weight | Chest Circumference | Waist |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 158cm - 167cm | 50kg - 55kg | 89cm - 93cm | 65cm - 71cm |
| M | 160cm - 170cm | 55kg - 65kg | 93cm - 99cm | 69cm - 76cm |
| L | 168cm - 177cm | 60kg - 70kg | 99cm - 105cm | 76cm - 81cm |
| XL | 172cm - 184cm | 70kg - 80kg | 105cm - 111cm | 81cm - 86cm |
| XXL | 180cm - 190cm | 75kg - 85kg | 111cm - 117cm | 81cm - 91cm |
| XXXL | 185cm - 190cm | 80kg - 90kg | 117cm - 123cm | 86cm - 96cm |
| 4XL | 185cm - 195cm | 85kg - 95kg | 123cm - 127cm | 91cm - 106cm |
| 5XL | 188cm - 210cm | 95kg - 110kg | 127cm - 133cm | 96cm - 116cm |
| Size | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waistline (Inches) | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30.2 - 31.9 | 22.3 - 24 | 4'9.1" - 5'1" | 77.2 - 99.2 |
| S | 31.8 - 32.7 | 23.9 - 26 | 4'11.8" - 5'4.2" | 88.2 - 110 |
| M | 32.6 - 33.5 | 26 - 28 | 5'1" - 5'5" | 99.2 - 110 |
| L | 33.4 - 35.8 | 27.1 - 29.9 | 5'3" - 5'6.9" | 106 - 117 |
| XL | 35.7 - 37.4 | 27.9 - 31.1 | 5'5" - 5'8.9" | 115 - 123 |
| XXL | 37.3 - 39 | 29.8 - 33.9 | 5'6.9" - 5'10.9" | 123 - 137 |
| XXXL | 38.9 - 40.6 | 31.8 - 35.8 | 5'8.9" - 6'0.8" | 132 - 154 |
| Size |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
Waistline (cm) | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 77 - 81 | 57 - 61 | 145 - 155 | 35 - 45 |
| S | 81 - 83 | 61 - 66 | 152 - 163 | 40 - 50 |
| M | 83 - 85 | 66 - 71 | 155 - 165 | 45 - 50 |
| L | 85 - 91 | 69 - 76 | 160 - 170 | 48 - 53 |
| XL | 91 - 95 | 71 - 79 | 165 - 175 | 52 - 56 |
| XXL | 95 - 99 | 76 - 86 | 170 - 180 | 56 - 62 |
| XXXL | 99 - 103 | 81 - 91 | 175 - 185 | 60 - 70 |
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