For those who thought retirement was the end but now work for their wives, the Tried to Retire cycling jersey is the perfect blend of humor and performance. Fun design meets functionality for any ride.
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Sizing: Please use the size chart near the product options. When in doubt, order a size up for extra comfort or go with the slim recommendation for a more aerodynamic fit. Sizing runs smaller than usual.
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Size | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waist (Inches) |
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S | 5'2.6" - 5'6.2" | 110 - 121 | 35 - 36.6 | 25.6 - 28 |
M | 5'3.4" - 5'7.3" | 121 - 143 | 36.6 - 39 | 27.2 - 29.9 |
L | 5'6.5" - 6'0.1" | 132 - 154 | 39 - 41.3 | 29.9 - 31.9 |
XL | 5'8.1" - 6'0.8" | 154 - 176 | 41.3 - 43.7 | 31.9 - 33.9 |
XXL | 6'1.3" - 6'3.2" | 165 - 187 | 43.7 - 46.1 | 31.9 - 35.8 |
XXXL | 6'1.2" - 6'3.2" | 176 - 198 | 46.1 - 48.4 | 33.9 - 37.8 |
4XL | 6'1.2" - 6'5.2" | 187 - 209 | 48.4 - 50 | 35.8 - 41.7 |
5XL | 6'2.4" - 6'11.1" | 209 - 243 | 50 - 52.4 | 37.8 - 45.7 |
Male Size Chart (Metric)
Size | Height | Weight | Chest Circumference | Waist |
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S | 158cm - 167cm | 50kg - 55kg | 89cm - 93cm | 65cm - 71cm |
M | 160cm - 170cm | 55kg - 65kg | 93cm - 99cm | 69cm - 76cm |
L | 168cm - 177cm | 60kg - 70kg | 99cm - 105cm | 76cm - 81cm |
XL | 172cm - 184cm | 70kg - 80kg | 105cm - 111cm | 81cm - 86cm |
XXL | 180cm - 190cm | 75kg - 85kg | 111cm - 117cm | 81cm - 91cm |
XXXL | 185cm - 190cm | 80kg - 90kg | 117cm - 123cm | 86cm - 96cm |
4XL | 185cm - 195cm | 85kg - 95kg | 123cm - 127cm | 91cm - 106cm |
5XL | 188cm - 210cm | 95kg - 110kg | 127cm - 133cm | 96cm - 116cm |
Size | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waistline (Inches) | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) |
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XS | 30.2 - 31.9 | 22.3 - 24 | 4'9.1" - 5'1" | 77.2 - 99.2 |
S | 31.8 - 32.7 | 23.9 - 26 | 4'11.8" - 5'4.2" | 88.2 - 110 |
M | 32.6 - 33.5 | 26 - 28 | 5'1" - 5'5" | 99.2 - 110 |
L | 33.4 - 35.8 | 27.1 - 29.9 | 5'3" - 5'6.9" | 106 - 117 |
XL | 35.7 - 37.4 | 27.9 - 31.1 | 5'5" - 5'8.9" | 115 - 123 |
XXL | 37.3 - 39 | 29.8 - 33.9 | 5'6.9" - 5'10.9" | 123 - 137 |
XXXL | 38.9 - 40.6 | 31.8 - 35.8 | 5'8.9" - 6'0.8" | 132 - 154 |
Size |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
Waistline (cm) | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
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XS | 77 - 81 | 57 - 61 | 145 - 155 | 35 - 45 |
S | 81 - 83 | 61 - 66 | 152 - 163 | 40 - 50 |
M | 83 - 85 | 66 - 71 | 155 - 165 | 45 - 50 |
L | 85 - 91 | 69 - 76 | 160 - 170 | 48 - 53 |
XL | 91 - 95 | 71 - 79 | 165 - 175 | 52 - 56 |
XXL | 95 - 99 | 76 - 86 | 170 - 180 | 56 - 62 |
XXXL | 99 - 103 | 81 - 91 | 175 - 185 | 60 - 70 |