Showcase your engineering humor with the Engineer Bicycle Jersey, featuring the witty slogan, "I try to make things idiotproof but they keep making better idiots." This high-performance jersey is perfect for engineers who love cycling and a good laugh. Made from breathable, moisture-wicking fabric, it ensures comfort and efficiency on every ride.
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- Regular fit.
- Breathable material.
- Front concealed zipper.
- Three rear pockets.
- Ventilated side mesh.
- Internal silicone waist strip & soft silicone around sleeves.
- Double-stitched fabric.
- UPF of 35.
Free worldwide shipping on all orders! Kindly refer to the shipping tab for estimated delivery times.
Sizing: Please use the size chart. Sizes typically run smaller than usual.
Products are made to order and are usually dispatched between 3-5 business days after placing your order.
Free Shipping is available on all orders. Shipping takes 7-10 days to USA, Canada, Singapore & Western Europe. 10-15 days to Australia, Mexico, other parts of Europe & Japan. 14+ days to everywhere else.
All customs duty & import tax (if any) are the buyer's responsibility. We will always mark the value down for you to avoid paying high taxes.
All items can be returned within 14 days of receipt. Return postage is the buyer's responsibility. Please get in touch prior to returning your item.
In the unlikely event that an item arrives damaged, you will be entitled to a full refund. Please provide photographic evidence.
Male Size Chart
| Size | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waist (Inches) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 5'2.6" - 5'6.2" | 110 - 121 | 35 - 36.6 | 25.6 - 28 |
| M | 5'3.4" - 5'7.3" | 121 - 143 | 36.6 - 39 | 27.2 - 29.9 |
| L | 5'6.5" - 6'0.1" | 132 - 154 | 39 - 41.3 | 29.9 - 31.9 |
| XL | 5'8.1" - 6'0.8" | 154 - 176 | 41.3 - 43.7 | 31.9 - 33.9 |
| XXL | 6'1.3" - 6'3.2" | 165 - 187 | 43.7 - 46.1 | 31.9 - 35.8 |
| XXXL | 6'1.2" - 6'3.2" | 176 - 198 | 46.1 - 48.4 | 33.9 - 37.8 |
| 4XL | 6'1.2" - 6'5.2" | 187 - 209 | 48.4 - 50 | 35.8 - 41.7 |
| 5XL | 6'2.4" - 6'11.1" | 209 - 243 | 50 - 52.4 | 37.8 - 45.7 |
Male Size Chart (Metric)
| Size | Height | Weight | Chest Circumference | Waist |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 158cm - 167cm | 50kg - 55kg | 89cm - 93cm | 65cm - 71cm |
| M | 160cm - 170cm | 55kg - 65kg | 93cm - 99cm | 69cm - 76cm |
| L | 168cm - 177cm | 60kg - 70kg | 99cm - 105cm | 76cm - 81cm |
| XL | 172cm - 184cm | 70kg - 80kg | 105cm - 111cm | 81cm - 86cm |
| XXL | 180cm - 190cm | 75kg - 85kg | 111cm - 117cm | 81cm - 91cm |
| XXXL | 185cm - 190cm | 80kg - 90kg | 117cm - 123cm | 86cm - 96cm |
| 4XL | 185cm - 195cm | 85kg - 95kg | 123cm - 127cm | 91cm - 106cm |
| 5XL | 188cm - 210cm | 95kg - 110kg | 127cm - 133cm | 96cm - 116cm |
Ladies' Size Chart
| Size | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waistline (Inches) | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30.2 - 31.9 | 22.3 - 24 | 4'9.1" - 5'1" | 77.2 - 99.2 |
| S | 31.8 - 32.7 | 23.9 - 26 | 4'11.8" - 5'4.2" | 88.2 - 110 |
| M | 32.6 - 33.5 | 26 - 28 | 5'1" - 5'5" | 99.2 - 110 |
| L | 33.4 - 35.8 | 27.1 - 29.9 | 5'3" - 5'6.9" | 106 - 117 |
| XL | 35.7 - 37.4 | 27.9 - 31.1 | 5'5" - 5'8.9" | 115 - 123 |
| XXL | 37.3 - 39 | 29.8 - 33.9 | 5'6.9" - 5'10.9" | 123 - 137 |
| XXXL | 38.9 - 40.6 | 31.8 - 35.8 | 5'8.9" - 6'0.8" | 132 - 154 |
Ladies' Size Chart (Sizing in cm)
| Size |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
Waistline (cm) | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 77 - 81 | 57 - 61 | 145 - 155 | 35 - 45 |
| S | 81 - 83 | 61 - 66 | 152 - 163 | 40 - 50 |
| M | 83 - 85 | 66 - 71 | 155 - 165 | 45 - 50 |
| L | 85 - 91 | 69 - 76 | 160 - 170 | 48 - 53 |
| XL | 91 - 95 | 71 - 79 | 165 - 175 | 52 - 56 |
| XXL | 95 - 99 | 76 - 86 | 170 - 180 | 56 - 62 |
| XXXL | 99 - 103 | 81 - 91 | 175 - 185 | 60 - 70 |