Some rides are smooth. Others become a complete shit show. This funny cycling jersey celebrates every wrong turn, mechanical issue, and unforgettable cycling story along the way.
Inspired by vintage theater signage, the bold design brings humor and personality to road rides, cycling events, and weekend adventures. It's the perfect bicycle jersey for cyclists who understand that the best stories usually come from the worst rides.
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Jersey Details
- Regular fit.
- Breathable material.
- Front concealed zipper.
- Three rear pockets.
- Ventilated side mesh.
- Internal silicone waist strip & soft silicone around sleeves.
- Double-stitched fabric.
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Sizing
Please use the size chart. Sizes typically run smaller than usual.
Male Size Chart
| Size | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waist (Inches) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 5'2.6" - 5'6.2" | 110 - 121 | 35 - 36.6 | 25.6 - 28 |
| M | 5'3.4" - 5'7.3" | 121 - 143 | 36.6 - 39 | 27.2 - 29.9 |
| L | 5'6.5" - 6'0.1" | 132 - 154 | 39 - 41.3 | 29.9 - 31.9 |
| XL | 5'8.1" - 6'0.8" | 154 - 176 | 41.3 - 43.7 | 31.9 - 33.9 |
| XXL | 6'1.3" - 6'3.2" | 165 - 187 | 43.7 - 46.1 | 31.9 - 35.8 |
| XXXL | 6'1.2" - 6'3.2" | 176 - 198 | 46.1 - 48.4 | 33.9 - 37.8 |
| 4XL | 6'1.2" - 6'5.2" | 187 - 209 | 48.4 - 50 | 35.8 - 41.7 |
| 5XL | 6'2.4" - 6'11.1" | 209 - 243 | 50 - 52.4 | 37.8 - 45.7 |
Male Size Chart (Metric)
| Size | Height | Weight | Chest Circumference | Waist |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 158cm - 167cm | 50kg - 55kg | 89cm - 93cm | 65cm - 71cm |
| M | 160cm - 170cm | 55kg - 65kg | 93cm - 99cm | 69cm - 76cm |
| L | 168cm - 177cm | 60kg - 70kg | 99cm - 105cm | 76cm - 81cm |
| XL | 172cm - 184cm | 70kg - 80kg | 105cm - 111cm | 81cm - 86cm |
| XXL | 180cm - 190cm | 75kg - 85kg | 111cm - 117cm | 81cm - 91cm |
| XXXL | 185cm - 190cm | 80kg - 90kg | 117cm - 123cm | 86cm - 96cm |
| 4XL | 185cm - 195cm | 85kg - 95kg | 123cm - 127cm | 91cm - 106cm |
| 5XL | 188cm - 210cm | 95kg - 110kg | 127cm - 133cm | 96cm - 116cm |
Ladies' Size Chart
| Size | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waistline (Inches) | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30.2 - 31.9 | 22.3 - 24 | 4'9.1" - 5'1" | 77.2 - 99.2 |
| S | 31.8 - 32.7 | 23.9 - 26 | 4'11.8" - 5'4.2" | 88.2 - 110 |
| M | 32.6 - 33.5 | 26 - 28 | 5'1" - 5'5" | 99.2 - 110 |
| L | 33.4 - 35.8 | 27.1 - 29.9 | 5'3" - 5'6.9" | 106 - 117 |
| XL | 35.7 - 37.4 | 27.9 - 31.1 | 5'5" - 5'8.9" | 115 - 123 |
| XXL | 37.3 - 39 | 29.8 - 33.9 | 5'6.9" - 5'10.9" | 123 - 137 |
| XXXL | 38.9 - 40.6 | 31.8 - 35.8 | 5'8.9" - 6'0.8" | 132 - 154 |
Ladies' Size Chart (Sizing in cm)
| Size |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
Waistline (cm) | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 77 - 81 | 57 - 61 | 145 - 155 | 35 - 45 |
| S | 81 - 83 | 61 - 66 | 152 - 163 | 40 - 50 |
| M | 83 - 85 | 66 - 71 | 155 - 165 | 45 - 50 |
| L | 85 - 91 | 69 - 76 | 160 - 170 | 48 - 53 |
| XL | 91 - 95 | 71 - 79 | 165 - 175 | 52 - 56 |
| XXL | 95 - 99 | 76 - 86 | 170 - 180 | 56 - 62 |
| XXXL | 99 - 103 | 81 - 91 | 175 - 185 | 60 - 70 |
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