Embrace the unexpected with the Failure Is Always an Option Cycling Jersey. Featuring a long-haired skeleton, distressed red and black textures and heavy metal-inspired typography, this darkly humorous design celebrates the idea that not every adventure goes according to plan. Perfect funny cycling apparel for metalheads, rebellious riders and cyclists who appreciate a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Cycling Jersey Details
- Regular Fit.
- Ventilated side mesh.
- Front concealed zipper.
- O-Collar
- Three rear pockets.
- Soft silicone around sleeves.
- Internal silicone waist strip.
- Double-stitched fabric.
Free worldwide shipping on all orders! Kindly refer to the shipping tab for estimated delivery times.
Sizing: Please use the size chart near the product options. When in doubt, order a size up for extra comfort or go with the slim recommendation for a more aerodynamic fit. Sizing runs smaller than usual.
Want it customized? Order your custom cycling gear here. We offer complete design assistance.
Male Size Chart
| Size | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waist (Inches) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 5'2.6" - 5'6.2" | 110 - 121 | 35 - 36.6 | 25.6 - 28 |
| M | 5'3.4" - 5'7.3" | 121 - 143 | 36.6 - 39 | 27.2 - 29.9 |
| L | 5'6.5" - 6'0.1" | 132 - 154 | 39 - 41.3 | 29.9 - 31.9 |
| XL | 5'8.1" - 6'0.8" | 154 - 176 | 41.3 - 43.7 | 31.9 - 33.9 |
| XXL | 6'1.3" - 6'3.2" | 165 - 187 | 43.7 - 46.1 | 31.9 - 35.8 |
| XXXL | 6'1.2" - 6'3.2" | 176 - 198 | 46.1 - 48.4 | 33.9 - 37.8 |
| 4XL | 6'1.2" - 6'5.2" | 187 - 209 | 48.4 - 50 | 35.8 - 41.7 |
| 5XL | 6'2.4" - 6'11.1" | 209 - 243 | 50 - 52.4 | 37.8 - 45.7 |
Male Size Chart (Metric)
| Size | Height | Weight | Chest Circumference | Waist |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 158cm - 167cm | 50kg - 55kg | 89cm - 93cm | 65cm - 71cm |
| M | 160cm - 170cm | 55kg - 65kg | 93cm - 99cm | 69cm - 76cm |
| L | 168cm - 177cm | 60kg - 70kg | 99cm - 105cm | 76cm - 81cm |
| XL | 172cm - 184cm | 70kg - 80kg | 105cm - 111cm | 81cm - 86cm |
| XXL | 180cm - 190cm | 75kg - 85kg | 111cm - 117cm | 81cm - 91cm |
| XXXL | 185cm - 190cm | 80kg - 90kg | 117cm - 123cm | 86cm - 96cm |
| 4XL | 185cm - 195cm | 85kg - 95kg | 123cm - 127cm | 91cm - 106cm |
| 5XL | 188cm - 210cm | 95kg - 110kg | 127cm - 133cm | 96cm - 116cm |
Ladies' Size Chart
| Size | Chest Circumference (Inches) | Waistline (Inches) | Height (Feet) | Weight (Lbs) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30.2 - 31.9 | 22.3 - 24 | 4'9.1" - 5'1" | 77.2 - 99.2 |
| S | 31.8 - 32.7 | 23.9 - 26 | 4'11.8" - 5'4.2" | 88.2 - 110 |
| M | 32.6 - 33.5 | 26 - 28 | 5'1" - 5'5" | 99.2 - 110 |
| L | 33.4 - 35.8 | 27.1 - 29.9 | 5'3" - 5'6.9" | 106 - 117 |
| XL | 35.7 - 37.4 | 27.9 - 31.1 | 5'5" - 5'8.9" | 115 - 123 |
| XXL | 37.3 - 39 | 29.8 - 33.9 | 5'6.9" - 5'10.9" | 123 - 137 |
| XXXL | 38.9 - 40.6 | 31.8 - 35.8 | 5'8.9" - 6'0.8" | 132 - 154 |
Ladies' Size Chart (Sizing in cm)
| Size |
Chest Circumference (cm) |
Waistline (cm) | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 77 - 81 | 57 - 61 | 145 - 155 | 35 - 45 |
| S | 81 - 83 | 61 - 66 | 152 - 163 | 40 - 50 |
| M | 83 - 85 | 66 - 71 | 155 - 165 | 45 - 50 |
| L | 85 - 91 | 69 - 76 | 160 - 170 | 48 - 53 |
| XL | 91 - 95 | 71 - 79 | 165 - 175 | 52 - 56 |
| XXL | 95 - 99 | 76 - 86 | 170 - 180 | 56 - 62 |
| XXXL | 99 - 103 | 81 - 91 | 175 - 185 | 60 - 70 |
Products are made to order and are usually dispatched between 3-5 business days after placing your order.
Free Shipping is available on all orders. Shipping takes 7-10 days to USA, Canada, Singapore & Western Europe. 10-15 days to Australia, Mexico, other parts of Europe & Japan. 14+ days to everywhere else.
All customs duty & import tax are paid for by us prior to shipping, meaning there shouldn't be any additional duties for you to pay upon receiving the goods.
All items can be returned within 14 days of receipt. Return postage is the buyer's responsibility. Please get in touch prior to returning your item.
In the unlikely event that an item arrives damaged, you will be entitled to a full refund. Please provide photographic evidence.